I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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