I wanna bring you to show and tell
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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