I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Success! We fucked roommates!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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