Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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