in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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