Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
