Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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