ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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