There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize
