I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
id be glad to
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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