david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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