it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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