I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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