I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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