i don't like sucking hair
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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