its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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