She announced her abortion via fbk
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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