other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You dont lie about slip and slides
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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