the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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