She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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