the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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