Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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