i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
