just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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