Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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