She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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