Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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