Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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