dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
