He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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