Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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