did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize