okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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