Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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