I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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