Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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