the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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