We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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