The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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