we have officially lost it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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