I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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