Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize