Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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