her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
