I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
