Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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