love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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