Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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