I feel great
I just peed on a car
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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