And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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