Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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