just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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