I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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