So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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