If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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