id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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